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Marvelicious's avatar

"Navy SEALS moved quickly to send Hillary Clinton, Hunter Biden, and Dylan Mulvaney to Guantanamo Bay"

That's the level of satire I'm here for.

I spent almost the entirety of Tuesday unconscious in the throes of a covid haze (I'm fine, that was the worst day and I basically just slept), but I'm not at all surprised that it was a big, fat nothing. Only the most credulous of rubes still truly have his back. The dangerous crazies weren't ever really BEHIND trump, they were just trying to seize an opportunity to try and bring their George Lincoln Rockwell fanfic to life. He just doesn't have the stroke anymore. Sure, he's still got the support that they'll vote for him over a watery turd like DeSantis, but the spell has broken.

The danger to any semblance of a functioning democracy has not ceased, but it is coming from other quarters at the moment.

Laura Jedeed's avatar

All of this precisely

Mungo's avatar

The Romney-Obama election feels like Victorian England in terms of both temporal distance and comparative quaintness to today.

Devakai's avatar

Stay hydrated and piss on it all. Thanks for everything good, bold and delicious in gonza journalism.

Bill Flarsheim's avatar

Enjoyed the talk between you and Lincoln. It is frustrating that the misery from 40 years of trickle down has been harnessed to preserve the economic injustice that created it.