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Granville Kennedy's avatar

"comparative sobriety of two tabs of acid and a tank of nitrous oxide" - OMG bring on the flashbacks! Lines such as these will keep me subscribed.

Bill Flarsheim's avatar

This line "comparative sobriety of two tabs of acid and a tank of nitrous oxide” confirms something I’ve been thinking about for the last couple of weeks. Your writing reminds me of Hunter S. Thompson, especially his earlier stuff. Keep it up. Your Substack writing is great.

Laura Jedeed's avatar

Damn, thank you -- I confess he's a huge inspiration

Bill Flarsheim's avatar

I live in the neighborhood Thompson grew up in. There’s a billboard announcing Hunter’s Gonzoville at the end of my street.

ArlingtonAF's avatar

Two hits of acid and some nitrous ?!?🤦‍♂️ maybe if you’re playing CandyLand with grandma 👵.. finna get you some bath salts and start huffing the Freon out the AC unit 😮‍💨

Laura Jedeed's avatar

Gonna have to pass, I'm trying to blast off into orbit not die

ArlingtonAF's avatar

Thing is I DIY all my own bath salts.. I’m real granola when it comes to that shit

Trystan's avatar

19 days counting. Either he cares about the non compete or something else is occupying his time.