Losing Friends and Alienating People: Oman Edition

Trump's Fractal Fuckup Continues

Donald Trump is a loser—not in a playground-insult sense, but a definitional one. Trump is a thing that loses; it is his function and his purpose. He is a finely-tuned machine that turns victory into defeat. He is enshittification made flesh.

For 79 long years this virtuoso has honed his craft, and we are blessed to witness his magnum opus. His unprecede…