Kevin McCarthy Is Screwed

Who Could Possibly Have Seen This Coming

Update: Kevin McCarthy is (Politically) Dead

Tires squeal and kick up a cloud of dust as the driver floors the vehicle—it’s Kevin McCarthy with a car full of furious, screaming Democrats. Behind him, Matt Gaetz accelerates his enormous pickup in hot pursuit, truck nuts flapping behind him. The bridge up yonder was washed away in the last flood, the Speak…