It's barely even a joke. Just drop a followup video with the peroxide job...
"I've been doing a lot of thinking and I've reexamined my politics. I decided to change my hair to reflect this big change in my life and..." RING RING RING [background sound of phone ringing off the hook]
Actually, that with a blonde wig would make a fucking awesome April Fools gag next year come to think of it.
I think the best thing about this hard pivot to the right is that someone whose honest opinion that I've followed and respected for years now will finally be reassuring me how absolutely awesome I am as a white male, and how yes, there is now a chance you may eventually fuck me.
Now that you’re a right winger. I await your blonde right winger look. Do well at the wire and Fox News will come calling!
It's barely even a joke. Just drop a followup video with the peroxide job...
"I've been doing a lot of thinking and I've reexamined my politics. I decided to change my hair to reflect this big change in my life and..." RING RING RING [background sound of phone ringing off the hook]
Actually, that with a blonde wig would make a fucking awesome April Fools gag next year come to think of it.
Next year
As a bonus, I will have entirely forgotten about it by then.
I think the best thing about this hard pivot to the right is that someone whose honest opinion that I've followed and respected for years now will finally be reassuring me how absolutely awesome I am as a white male, and how yes, there is now a chance you may eventually fuck me.
Truly one of the top three days of my adult life.
You got me, Baby! And I fπclking knew it was 4-1. You da greatest, Momma! Beyond Gonzo and sizzle! Be bitchin'.