AMApril: Thursday at 8:30 ET

Takes Of Various Temperatures

Today is April Fool’s Day, but April Fool’s Day is cancelled. When every day feels like waking up inside an edition of The Onion, there is simply no point.

Tomorrow is Liberation Day, so named because we will finally be liberated from the tyranny of both geopolitical allies and purchasing power. Unless Trump cancels the tariffs again. I’m not an economi…